Friday, August 30, 2013

Squat Stats

John = too numerous to count...but lots of tales to tell.

Roslyn = ZERO !!! 

While talking to a fellow ex-pat teacher, she offered an explanation for Roslyn's remarkable score. Basically, public school elementary teachers have well-trained bladders, et el, because they have to go many hours between bathroom breaks.  She never did succumb to the need to squat in China. The smell alone was enough to deter her and keep her record going strong.

I, however, have stories to equal my wife's remarkable feat. One memorable experience was the roadside facility in the Gobi Desert in which each squatter eliminated into a common, open gutter pipe that washed the parade of waste along the channel for all to see. Roslyn has no problem missing this memory of China.

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